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About Judus_beej : I\\\'m a lucky husband and father. I don\\\'t like \\\"popular\\\" music. I prefer metal and hard rock. But have a wide range also. My favorite bands are soundgarden and system of a down. I also like to read.
Mirikami, foley, Moore, sedaris are some of my favorites.
If you have any thing just say just say it.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML
Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
Friday 27 February 2015