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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 September 1989 (25 years)
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About Jtotheimmie : FML. I live knowing that I will probably fuck something up or some crazy or dumb ass shit will happen to me; because of this I live on impulse. If any crazy ass motherfuckers want to quote me I would have to say, "Don't ever be surprised. Expect things."

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