Get the guts to spill the beans
Click here to watch FML in live!

Submit your FML story


Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?

Jotten

Search for a member

Jotten's informations

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 339
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Jotten

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Jotten's favorite FMLs

Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks (14756) - you totally deserved it (37078)

On 07/10/2009 at 1:27am - intimacy - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Sign up for more!
Share on Facebook
ReTweet

Today, I caught my little brother peeping at my friend getting dressed in the bathroom. When I asked him what he was doing he said "I'm just doing what Ray does to you while you're in the bathroom." Ray is my new step dad. FML

#3563535 (235)

I agree, your life sucks (75917) - you totally deserved it (1685)

On 07/07/2009 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by Nicole (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Sign up for more!
Share on Facebook
ReTweet

Today, during my shift at the restaurant, my boss's daugher came in. I could not help but notice she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her mother, my boss took me aside and said "my daugher's got eyes, you know, not just a pair of tits". FML

#3533033 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (7020) - you totally deserved it (30237)

On 07/06/2009 at 7:28pm - work - by Cody (man) - United States (Arizona)

Sign up for more!
Share on Facebook
ReTweet

Your account

Team's blog

FMyLife, the book

Available NOW on: