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Joshwarrior

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Joshwarrior

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 November 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2810
  • Number of comments : 239
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Joshwarrior : Feel free to ask or message anything, I am pretty laid back and open-minded. Tambn soy español así si quieres puedes hablar en español conmigo. If i am on here I am bored with free time to spare or just reading other peoples miseries to brighten my day. Also they should add a "stop B*tching button".

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Joshwarrior's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out how painful it is to static shock the tip of your dick. FML

#21525225
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12830) - you deserved it (3719)

On 02/11/2016 at 4:51pm - intimacy - by Electro (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I got fired from my job because I closed the store 84 seconds early. They found out because the state manager was sitting across the street with binoculars watching me. FML

#21501348
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25688) - you deserved it (3626)

On 12/08/2015 at 1:17am - work - by unemployed-dude - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got into a minor argument with my fiancé. Deciding it wasn't worth fighting over, I shrugged and said, "Really, what are we even doing this for?" To which he replied, "Honestly, I don't know. I haven't loved you in years… Oh, you meant about the fight." And just like that, I'm now single. FML

#21479918
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32003) - you deserved it (2500)

On 10/14/2015 at 8:41am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML

#21473956
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10732) - you deserved it (32034)

On 09/28/2015 at 10:01pm - money - by GabyLeann - United States

Today, I went out to inspect the backyard. There are now more than two dozen spiders hanging out and webs crossing from one side of the yard to the other. I have decided to surrender this territory. FML

#21445864
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24531) - you deserved it (2770)

On 07/23/2015 at 5:44am - animals - by Skoff (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML

#21442569
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24028) - you deserved it (2721)

On 07/16/2015 at 1:03pm - love - by hayleediaz - United States (California)

Today, during family therapy the therapist asked if I believe I'm a good parent/husband. When I said yes my two sons, my daughter and even my wife very passionately disagreed. FML

#21437483
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24125) - you deserved it (12125)

On 07/06/2015 at 4:52pm - kids - by --- - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML

#21436148
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31604) - you deserved it (4619)

On 07/04/2015 at 1:02am - intimacy - by alison (woman) - United States

Today, a customer yelled, "I'll bash your fuckin' face in, cunt" at me at 9:30am because we don't serve the lunch menu at breakfast time. Yes, the 15-year-old girl in high school is responsible for McDonald's entire menu. FML

#21424396
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30069) - you deserved it (1984)

On 06/11/2015 at 9:44am - work - by McFuckYouTooCunt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after handing over the cash to buy my sister's car off her, she refused to sign any of the paperwork, and later put an ad on Craigslist selling the same car. I got scammed by my own sister. FML

Today, I disproved a scientific theory created by my supervisor. He was furious and said that I shouldn't have tried to disprove him. He told me to continue working with his theory and now he threatens to fire me if I publish my work. FML

#21378331
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32974) - you deserved it (2847)

On 03/20/2015 at 10:38am - work - by ZG_Rules (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

#21371084
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37597) - you deserved it (3199)

On 03/09/2015 at 9:55am - love - by generic_name123 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML

#21369938
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34888) - you deserved it (3443)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my daughter put a doll in the microwave "to keep her warm". She's 17. FML

#21348979
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32916) - you deserved it (4631)

On 02/03/2015 at 11:59am - kids - by wtfdaughter - Brazil (Pernambuco)

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

#21333944
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44761) - you deserved it (2970)

On 01/09/2015 at 2:04pm - love - by je suis christy - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)



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