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JosephineMB
  • Town/Country : Denmark
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 April 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 68
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JosephineMB : I like cats. And i like funny people and stuff like that. Don't know what to say. Feel free to contact me.

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Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22601) - you deserved it (39996)

On 02/23/2013 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by think i'm dating perdix (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, it's my birthday. The present I received from my best friend was the exact same necklace which I gave to her for her birthday two months ago. It had been unwrapped and re-wrapped in the same paper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31781) - you deserved it (3508)

On 07/11/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by Vic (woman) - Denmark



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