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Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8735) - you deserved it (26194)

On 01/01/2010 at 12:07am - intimacy - by meeranda - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my penis over my jeans and said "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (180179) - you deserved it (28479)

On 03/15/2009 at 11:20pm - intimacy - by illequipt - Canada (Ontario)



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