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Jordanln97

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 September 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 702
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About Jordanln97 : Unicorns and glitter.

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Jordanln97's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in a mall bathroom when two girls started making out in the stall next to me. Before I could leave, they got really into it and caused our shared wall to tear from its hinges and collapse on top of me. FML

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180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34586) - you deserved it (2693)

On 09/11/2012 at 3:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that my manager and I have synchronized menstrual cycles. She gets extremely bitchy, and I get extremely vulnerable and emotional - she yells at me and I burst into tears. FML

Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML

#20052962
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20547) - you deserved it (49067)

On 09/01/2012 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by WhyAppleWhy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my dog, who has been specially trained to go for help when I'm having a seizure, went to alert my parents downstairs that I was having an emergency. The "emergency" was me masturbating. FML

#20052579
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34361) - you deserved it (10652)

On 09/01/2012 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by thewhompingwillow (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

#19903364
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32108) - you deserved it (3816)

On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML



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