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Jordanln97
  • Town/Country : The Capital, Bananarama
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 September 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 232
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

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Today, I was in a mall bathroom when two girls started making out in the stall next to me. Before I could leave, they got really into it and caused our shared wall to tear from its hinges and collapse on top of me. FML

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184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23832) - you deserved it (1578)

On 09/11/2012 at 3:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that my manager and I have synchronized menstrual cycles. She gets extremely bitchy, and I get extremely vulnerable and emotional - she yells at me and I burst into tears. FML

#20065261
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18690) - you deserved it (1251)

On 09/09/2012 at 8:39pm - work - by darawbs - United States

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Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML

#20052962
179 comments

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On 09/01/2012 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by WhyAppleWhy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my dog, who has been specially trained to go for help when I'm having a seizure, went to alert my parents downstairs that I was having an emergency. The "emergency" was me masturbating. FML

#20052579
120 comments

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On 09/01/2012 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by thewhompingwillow (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

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313 comments

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On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML

#19812359
329 comments

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On 06/19/2012 at 11:35am - intimacy - by megasniper240 (man) - United States (New York)

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