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Jonthemon88
  • Town/Country : drakesboro, USA
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About Jonthemon88 : I love books and manga. If u don't know what that is u will most likely not like it. I love classic and sports cars. I have a 1963 chevy C-10 with a small block V8 and a eclipse RS. I know that is a weird combo of likes but that's just me

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Today, I went in to get my first tattoo. I'd put a lot of thought into it and was really excited when the day came. Long story short, the Celtic knot I'd gotten turned out to have an alternate meaning of "female sex slave." The faces my very Irish family made were beyond words. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12109) - you deserved it (31332)

On 02/18/2013 at 3:50am - intimacy - by UnluckyInk (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend asked me if she looked fat in her new pair of jeans. Knowing I was probably about two seconds away from all hell breaking loose, I instinctively tried to save my game, before remembering I wasn't playing a video game. I really need to get a life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8802) - you deserved it (19684)

On 02/03/2013 at 4:57pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia



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