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Jonah171

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Jonah171

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4125
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Jonah171 : I am Jonah.

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Jonah171's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad created a new rule: It isn't old until there's mold. FML

#18810141
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24418) - you deserved it (2269)

On 01/14/2012 at 10:54pm - misc - by ohlordhelpmenow (woman) - United States

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML

#18778372
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14239) - you deserved it (43929)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:49pm - misc - by ThatOneGirl646 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML

#18711671
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20102) - you deserved it (4141)

On 01/04/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML

#18614231
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27766) - you deserved it (2565)

On 12/26/2011 at 4:55am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, is Christmas day. Normally, I'd spend it with family. However, my boss decided everyone has to work today, despite the fact that there's enough people who want to work to run the place. Apparently it's "fairer" if we all have to do it - except him. FML

#18604012
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28693) - you deserved it (1985)

On 12/25/2011 at 1:25am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML

#18583551
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21418) - you deserved it (3657)

On 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by bellerz14 - United States

Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML

#18523921
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34309) - you deserved it (12268)

On 12/15/2011 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

#18517264
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25751) - you deserved it (2543)

On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

#18508654
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33096) - you deserved it (11040)

On 12/14/2011 at 12:42am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart. Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me and whispered "sperm" into my ear. My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before. FML

#18398754
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31392) - you deserved it (3786)

On 11/30/2011 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulled the old "Can I pay you in Trident Layers?" bull on me. Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier. If scowls could kill... FML

#18350847
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7492) - you deserved it (58298)

On 11/25/2011 at 9:09pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28337) - you deserved it (3701)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28337) - you deserved it (3701)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML

#18324369
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29192) - you deserved it (4548)

On 11/23/2011 at 4:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom used "happy Thanksgiving break" and "we sold your car" in the same sentence. FML

#18318800
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25135) - you deserved it (2010)

On 11/22/2011 at 5:36pm - misc - by laststand11 -



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