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Jonah171
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML

#19523693
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20033) - you deserved it (2516)

On 04/24/2012 at 7:59pm - kids - by DaveAlmighty (man) - United States

Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer for sex, they told me to leave. FML

#19470804
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30403) - you deserved it (11871)

On 04/15/2012 at 3:03am - intimacy - by bummed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that when my girlfriend said she gave up sex for lent, it was just with me and not my brother. FML

#19343817
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35926) - you deserved it (2342)

On 03/25/2012 at 9:11am - intimacy - by ohno - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

#19343662
370 comments

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On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, the subject of penis size came up while my boyfriend and I were chatting. He asked if he was big, and I replied that whatever size he was, he was enough to satisfy me. Apparently, that was the wrong answer, and he spent the rest of the night sulking because I didn't say he was enormous. FML

#19320127
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21250) - you deserved it (11237)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:25pm - intimacy - by tellingthetruth (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML

#19253868
64 comments

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On 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm - misc - by Major3 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML

#19164372
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26517) - you deserved it (1994)

On 02/25/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by afraidtoburn (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

#19152060
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19109) - you deserved it (6133)

On 02/24/2012 at 3:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to impress my wife by doing a bunch of push-ups, despite having a bad shoulder. She told me my form sucks and that I'm an idiot. Now I can barely move my arm and I'm going to have to get it fixed. FML

#19122555
112 comments

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On 02/20/2012 at 12:36pm - love - by WTA (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend's father suggested that, ideally, I should aim to have my baby in early July, or wait until he gets back from Europe in October. I'm due September 4th, and he will be "incredibly disappointed" if he misses the birth of his first grandchild due to my "selfishness". FML

#19113107
162 comments

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On 02/19/2012 at 3:55am - health - by preggo - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML

#19103032
195 comments

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On 02/17/2012 at 9:04pm - love - by Mel Ancholy (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML

#19052034
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26782) - you deserved it (2644)

On 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm - love - by Anon - United States (Arizona)

Today, after I spent nearly three hours building an igloo, my dog decided it would be a nice to enter it and take a shit. FML

#19032075
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21547) - you deserved it (3337)

On 02/09/2012 at 1:37am - animals - by A (woman) - United States

Today, I learnt there's a woman who comes into my store only to hear my Barry White-like voice. My boss knows who it is, yet refuses to tell me because it's "hilarious." I'm now cautious of every customer. FML

#18950332
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16817) - you deserved it (2511)

On 01/30/2012 at 4:00am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my father introduced me to his new girlfriend. She could have passed for my little sister, or even worse, my daughter. FML

#18881598
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28266) - you deserved it (2097)

On 01/22/2012 at 4:26pm - love - by Laura (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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