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Jonah171

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  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Jonah171 : I am Jonah.

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Jonah171's favorite FMLs

Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML

#24461
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14441) - you deserved it (27298)

On 02/11/2009 at 6:59am - misc - by Crog (man) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

#18272
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34171) - you deserved it (448898)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

#18272
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34171) - you deserved it (448898)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I realized my best friend has had it off in my apartment more times than I have. FML

#12896
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32752) - you deserved it (4804)

On 02/07/2009 at 2:23am - misc - by paradox (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML

#6850
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16043) - you deserved it (46619)

On 02/03/2009 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by thermos (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

#4044
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9624) - you deserved it (45147)

On 01/31/2009 at 9:43am - intimacy - by Ah hell - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up at 5:15, snow blowed and salted the driveway for over an hour, left early and drove an hour on shitty roads just to get to work on time only to be laid off. FML

#2983
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33197) - you deserved it (1498)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:13am - work - by Noname - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to set up his new Mac and transfer all the pictures from his old notebook. Seems like he forgot that when he went on vacation 2 months ago he took pictures of him getting it on with another guy. We've been together for 3 years and just moved in together. FML

#2506
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34443) - you deserved it (2386)

On 01/25/2009 at 8:07am - love - by theamericandream - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finally finished my 500 page manuscript and so went out to buy some paper to print it off. I get back home and find out my dad has infected my computer with a virus and the only way to save it was to wipe the hard drive, which he did. That script took me a year and I have no backup. FML

#2406
5 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36012) - you deserved it (23658)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by David3000 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML

#966
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5195) - you deserved it (64503)

On 01/11/2009 at 10:50am - love - by Wreet - United States (California)

Today, my wife and I went to a wedding. At one in the morning, when the cheese was being served, we were starting to fall asleep at the table, so we went to our car to take a short nap. When we woke up it was 5am, and the party was over. FML

#721
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7112) - you deserved it (29032)

On 01/06/2009 at 10:58pm - misc - by takeiteasy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto my balcony and asked if everything was okay, and if she needed anything. She and her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're F*ing, go away". FML

#398
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35176) - you deserved it (7393)

On 11/27/2008 at 3:52am - intimacy - by ehbe - Sent from mobile version

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

#65
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28294) - you deserved it (3906)

On 10/26/2008 at 5:20pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Alabama)



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