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Jonah171

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Jonah171

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  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Jonah171 : I am Jonah.

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Today, I finally quit the job that I've been complaining about. Before I could tell my husband, he informed me that he had been laid off, and was thankful we still had my income. FML

#13514929
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23188) - you deserved it (15262)

On 10/19/2010 at 7:06pm - money - by Sarah - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dads cremated remains came in the mail. This is the first time, in my entire adult life, that he has visited me at my home. FML

#13512801
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33163) - you deserved it (2340)

On 10/19/2010 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML

#13397431
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32694) - you deserved it (2368)

On 10/10/2010 at 8:57pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML

#13374619
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34140) - you deserved it (8323)

On 10/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got fired from my recently acquired job at a doctor's office because I don't "agree with family values". The way I'm disrespecting their "family values"? I'm gay. FML

#13126825
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48513) - you deserved it (21250)

On 09/20/2010 at 10:33am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while grocery shopping, my Dad asked me what I wanted for 'Din-Dins' while scratching his nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing short shorts. FML

#13071256
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29477) - you deserved it (2938)

On 09/16/2010 at 5:04am - misc - by itchybollos - Australia

Today, I found out that the man who came into work yesterday, the man who tried to grope me from over the counter, the one who spat his drink in my face, the one who kicked me in the shins when he didn't like the way his food tasted, is a regular and I can expect him three times a week. FML

#13019582
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28895) - you deserved it (2132)

On 09/12/2010 at 12:52pm - work - by yeahno (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, whilst sat next to a old lady on a flight back to the UK, I exclaimed how I wished somebody would gag the crying baby a few rows behind us. Her reply was, "That's my grandson." FML

#12973891
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9667) - you deserved it (34264)

On 09/09/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by myles bevan - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered that my husband is a tad paranoid after finding out that our cat has worms. He and I were in the middle of sharing a romantic shower following something of a dry spell when he bent over, spread his cheeks apart and asked, in earnest, "is there a worm sticking out of my ass?" FML

#12926382
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32874) - you deserved it (3192)

On 09/06/2010 at 12:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at work and was confronted by a customer wanting to get a "Nemo" fish. I explained that 'Nemo' needs to live in saltwater, not freshwater, like their tank was. The customer then turns around and grabs a perforated tank divider and says, "Can't I just split them up with this?" FML

#12924795
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21294) - you deserved it (2862)

On 09/05/2010 at 11:01pm - work - by christiner - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 72 year old Grandmother informed me she's running for mayor. She's been going around town with home made signs all day campaigning to win mayor. She lives in my town. My friend called me asking me if she was high. FML

#12880726
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23756) - you deserved it (3538)

On 09/03/2010 at 2:18am - misc - by AnnaWusHere - United States (Minnesota)

Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML

#12719828
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30181) - you deserved it (4728)

On 08/24/2010 at 12:01pm - health - by prego - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I found out that my "secret admirer" I've been exchanging letters with for the last three months, and even started developing feelings for, is actually my ex best friend trying to pull a prank on me. FML

#12392564
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33298) - you deserved it (6187)

On 08/08/2010 at 3:38pm - love - by pixiegirl (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair... with her cousin. FML

#12322753
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53960) - you deserved it (3878)

On 08/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Drew - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend actually offered me $1000 to break up with him, and to move back to where my family lives 5 hours away. FML

#12195696
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35711) - you deserved it (5635)

On 07/29/2010 at 10:29pm - love - by BadGirlfriend12 (woman) - United States



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