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Jonah171

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Jonah171

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3786
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Jonah171's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML

#14024003
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31162) - you deserved it (3117)

On 11/29/2010 at 2:20pm - kids - by preggers - United States (Texas)

Today, I celebrated my birthday. When asked last week, I said I wanted a keyboard. When I opened the present, my parents went into hysterics. It was an electronic Dora the Explorer keyboard. I've been studying music composition and theory for six years. They think my major's a joke. FML

#13967248
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31109) - you deserved it (5373)

On 11/24/2010 at 9:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, at work, I handed an old man his drink, and our fingers accidentally brushed. He gave me a creepy wink and a smile, but I ignored it. He's now been sitting in the store for two hours watching me. Only 4 hours to go until I get off. FML

#13950658
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23505) - you deserved it (2081)

On 11/23/2010 at 3:53pm - work - by Username -

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

#13937694
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30274) - you deserved it (9865)

On 11/22/2010 at 2:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test. Her exact words were "You ain't gonna pass this class if you ain't gonna study." FML

#13935466
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29914) - you deserved it (6782)

On 11/22/2010 at 9:47am - misc - by dumbteacher -

Today, after wondering why I've never met my father, I asked my mom if I was the product of a one night stand. She replied with, "Well, technically he didn't spend the night." FML

#13927499
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27971) - you deserved it (3157)

On 11/21/2010 at 6:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to meet his parents over Christmas. I was ecstatic. But there was one condition: I must go dressed as a girl since he hasn't worked up the nerve to come out to his parents yet. We've been dating for over a year. FML

#13876675
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40132) - you deserved it (12311)

On 11/17/2010 at 1:16pm - love - by neverdateaclosetcase (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I arrived home to find I'd been broken in to. The culprit? An obese homeless man, who I found face down, unconscious, and surrounded by muesli bar wrappers in my pantry. He broke in, ate everything in sight, soiled himself, and passed out. The worst part? The cops don't even believe me. FML

#13771276
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31511) - you deserved it (2377)

On 11/08/2010 at 10:36pm - money - by Jen - Australia

Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML

#13729303
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24669) - you deserved it (2512)

On 11/05/2010 at 7:14pm - misc - by nolife (woman) - United States (California)

Today, two months after moving up to Scotland to be with my fiancé, he broke up with me because he 'didn't love me anymore and hadn't for a long time.' Shame he didn't tell me that when he was saying 'I love you, I want to marry you', having sex with me, and using my savings for a deposit on a flat. FML

#13699572
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28740) - you deserved it (4146)

On 11/03/2010 at 9:13am - intimacy - by shunned (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, my marriage counselor told me I have the communication skills of a Lou Gehrig's patient. FML

#13691597
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8638) - you deserved it (13947)

On 11/02/2010 at 7:34pm - misc - by djangle (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML

#13646131
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45265) - you deserved it (2706)

On 10/30/2010 at 2:33am - love - by Stephie2009 - United States

Today, I returned from vacation. Because of rain, I spent 3 days sitting in a hotel room, watching a TV with bad reception. I'm now less relaxed that if I'd have just stayed home, because that wouldn't have cost me $500, and my TV has more than 15 channels. So much for my first vacation in 5 years. FML

#13584749
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23082) - you deserved it (4649)

On 10/25/2010 at 12:22am - misc - by not_relaxed (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found dried cum in my hair - after being at work for two hours. FML

#13572879
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13274) - you deserved it (42548)

On 10/24/2010 at 3:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had two 100's and two singles in my wallet. The two 100's was for my electric bill and the two singles were for the bus. Once I got off the bus and to the electric company, I noticed only my singles were there. Turns out I paid the bus driver $200. FML

#13570678
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15150) - you deserved it (35273)

On 10/24/2010 at 12:37am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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