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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 January 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 39336
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I took a big sip of water while on a bus. It went down the wrong pipe, causing me to cough and hack loudly. The old woman sitting across from me asked if I was okay. Jokingly, I said, "Just dying." She replied, "You too, huh?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8576) - you deserved it (28774)

On 02/04/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by suicide (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26867) - you deserved it (2595)

On 01/27/2009 at 2:42pm - kids - by Noname - Ireland (Dublin)



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