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Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56091) - you deserved it (4370)

On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while life-guarding, I had to explain to teenage boys that shoving objects up each others' butts and complaining that someone was giving them anal was inappropriate at a family facility in front of kids under the age of 10. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22415) - you deserved it (1393)

On 07/31/2012 at 9:54pm - work - by kaitlyna15 - United States (Washington)



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