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JohnyF
  • Town/Country : Athens, Greece
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 288
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About JohnyF : Hi I'm John :)
I'm a kickboxer and mma fighter
I'm also a musician

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Today, I found out that my employers hired me under the assumption that I was gay. Apparently, they are attempting to be perceived as more open-minded. I'm not gay, but I'm afraid being straight could cost me my job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24618) - you deserved it (2130)

On 09/02/2010 at 5:09pm - work - by confused (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML

#8892193 (125)

I agree, your life sucks (17157) - you deserved it (2026)

On 03/07/2010 at 12:38pm - misc - by workinggirl (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, my parents bought a new car with the money they made from selling mine. To make up for selling my car without telling me, they let me choose the make, model, and colour of the new car... which I just found out I'm not allowed to drive. FML

#8687009 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (18157) - you deserved it (1338)

On 02/27/2010 at 11:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

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Today, I was in the middle of walking home when I saw an old woman trying to get away from what looked like a mugger. I go over and try to help her out and get the man off of her, which was successful. Turns out she was having a heart attack and the man was a doctor. FML

#1716877 (65)

I agree, your life sucks (34158) - you deserved it (11591)

On 05/07/2009 at 12:52pm - misc - by JuniorDetective (man) - United States (Florida)