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Johnvieve_NIN
  • Town/Country : Salt Lake City, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 December 1993 (19 years)
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Today, I was babysitting a 7 year old girl and we were eating chocolate covered nuts. She kept on chewing the nuts and wondered where the chocolate was. I told her to taste the chocolate you suck on the nuts. Then her parents came home and the first thing she said was "I learned how to suck nuts!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43906) - you deserved it (8386)

On 03/08/2009 at 3:08pm - kids - by nutsucker (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to visit my fiancé's dying grandmother in the hospital with him. She started talking to us about living each day to the fullest. His grandmother points to me and says, "Life is short. That's why you don't waste any time screwing girls who look like that." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63120) - you deserved it (2829)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:36pm - misc - by joAnne (woman) - United States

Today, while babysitting, the oldest little girl who is 7 went through my purse. She pulled out a half empty bottle of lube. She asked what it was and I told her lotion. I went to the bathroom and when I came out, the bottle was empty and there were 4 kids covered in lube. Then their mom came home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35293) - you deserved it (19907)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:08am - kids - by iailwkrb (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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