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Today, I went to visit my fiancé's dying grandmother in the hospital with him. She started talking to us about living each day to the fullest. His grandmother points to me and says, "Life is short. That's why you don't waste any time screwing girls who look like that." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71036) - you deserved it (3615)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:36pm - misc - by joAnne (woman) - United States

Today, while babysitting, the oldest little girl who is 7 went through my purse. She pulled out a half empty bottle of lube. She asked what it was and I told her lotion. I went to the bathroom and when I came out, the bottle was empty and there were 4 kids covered in lube. Then their mom came home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41848) - you deserved it (25209)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:08am - kids - by iailwkrb (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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