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JohnGraveline
  • Town/Country : Newport, United States of America
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 December 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 2024
  • Number of comments : 199
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20369) - you deserved it (13365)

On 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by Indigo_Kitten (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29394) - you deserved it (5984)

On 08/07/2010 at 1:21am - love - by Hunterxx (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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