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JohnE3
  • Town/Country : Medford, MA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 July 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1624
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

#6421239
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I agree, your life sucks (26881) - you deserved it (3065)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was notified that I've been going to the wrong courses for 4 weeks. A friend of mine was the only person to tell me that the administration had taken the privilege to change my courses. I have now failed 5 courses due to absences and have been suspended from college for 6 months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30286) - you deserved it (3723)

On 09/30/2009 at 2:46am - work - by Alex (man) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I woke up at 3 in the morning and realized I forgot a 30 page english essay that was due the next day. Knowing I still had 12 pages to research and write, I bolted. I worked until 12PM and was almost done when my dad came in and unplugged the computer because I "need to go outside more." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44955) - you deserved it (8542)

On 09/27/2009 at 2:43pm - misc - by riotrock (man) - United States (Nebraska)



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