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JohnBoyFsYL

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 November 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1224
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I was convinced by my friends to watch an episode of the American TV show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo". They said it was bad, but I didn't anticipate having a full-blown panic attack ten minutes into it. FML

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193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40904) - you deserved it (8899)

On 08/03/2013 at 5:57pm - health - by WTF, America? (man) - Sweden

Today, I paid top dollar for an Italian soda that ended up consisting almost entirely of ice. When I complained, the girl insisted that the soda water stopped the ice from melting. She said she didn't see what the problem was, and threatened to have me thrown out if I didn't "simmer down." FML

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132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19100) - you deserved it (4804)

On 03/26/2012 at 6:33pm - money - by Sharkie49 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17264) - you deserved it (29634)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too much free time. FML

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129 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 4:46am - intimacy - by tomuchtime -

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

#15942316
128 comments

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On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML

#13968258
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27775) - you deserved it (6317)

On 11/24/2010 at 10:52pm - misc - by cartrouble (woman) - United States (North Dakota)



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