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About Joey5 : I'm a Chill guy
I have 2 Yorkies
I play baseball on 3 teams
And message me if you want to know more/Just talk
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Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML
Friday 1 August 2014