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by lolwtfbbq444 / 01/15/2012 at 5:24am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by involuntary waxing / 01/15/2012 at 4:00am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me. I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up. Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex. FML
by Anonymous / 01/14/2012 at 6:40pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by katie876 / 01/14/2012 at 8:34am / United States / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 01/13/2012 at 12:05am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by bellaskyeb / 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Gemma / 01/06/2012 at 6:16pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm / United States / Work
by only 10 more hours to go / 01/06/2012 at 6:40am / United States / Intimacy
by Anna / 01/06/2012 at 6:25am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I had shelves installed using a builder who came highly recommended by my co-worker. Turns out the builder is her friend, who has no actual qualifications or experience as a builder, but 'it's his dream'. I now have a gaping hole in my kitchen where the shelves should be. FML
by neveragain89 / 01/05/2012 at 7:37pm / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML
by lorahayes / 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/04/2012 at 1:43am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
by mjbx / 01/01/2012 at 2:02pm / United Kingdom (Peterborough) / Love
by Grandson / 01/01/2012 at 8:51am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay… Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw… Today, I finally told my fiancé about the crippling sexual abuse I suffered through as a child. He…