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Joey44
  • Town/Country : London, United Kingdom
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Today, I'm 65 years old, and I've been given a bottle of wine produced in the year I was born. The wine tastes foul; not a good omen. FML

#563
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I agree, your life sucks (16410) - you deserved it (2025)

On 12/21/2008 at 7:14am - misc - by Phil - Sent from mobile version

Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML

#559
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I agree, your life sucks (14628) - you deserved it (1630)

On 12/21/2008 at 12:04am - misc - by Loola - Sent from mobile version

Today, I am a Frenchie who's been in England for two months. While wanting to say to my technician that my manager made me groan during our meeting, I said that he made me moan. Now he keeps looking at me with a grin on his face. FML

#546
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On 12/18/2008 at 11:30am - misc - by ladyhead - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull)

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

#437
85 comments

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On 12/02/2008 at 3:27am - intimacy - by hell! - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

#356
54 comments

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On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

#303
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On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version



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