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by Anonymous / 02/19/2012 at 9:42pm / United States / Work
by Anonymoosey / 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm / Canada / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/18/2012 at 1:22am / United States / Transportation
Today, it's been one week since my demented grandma babysat my five-year-old daughter while my husband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now she's taken to screaming and calling me a "damn commie" whenever I discipline or say no to her. FML
by Anonymous / 02/17/2012 at 7:58pm / United States / Kids
Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML
by BOOP / 02/17/2012 at 8:25am / United States (Montana) / Transportation
by robzzz / 02/16/2012 at 2:13am / Canada / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/15/2012 at 10:59pm / United States (Arkansas) / Health
by Jedi2500 / 02/15/2012 at 6:53pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML
by jess / 02/15/2012 at 12:47pm / United States (Montana) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/15/2012 at 7:46am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Illinoisgirl / 02/14/2012 at 9:29am / Hungary (Budapest) / Love
by Kevin / 02/13/2012 at 1:00am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my friend's kid chased me with a rusty, sharp tent peg and threatened to kill me. When I finally got him to calm down he ran off to his room. Later, I found the tent peg under his pillow with a note that said my name. My friend thinks it's hilarious. I am staying here for a week. FML
by FuckLife / 02/11/2012 at 8:41am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
by lulu / 02/11/2012 at 5:19am / United States (Ohio) / Animals
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…