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Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my visibly drunk uncle stood up and denounced the minister for ( preaching yer god shite where it weren't never be welcome ). FML

#19276871
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20951) - you deserved it (2238)

On 03/14/2012 at 10:38am - love - by mel_bear_ (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today , in the locker room at work , someone trid writing "douche bag" on my locker , an misspelld it four times before apparently giving up. mega FML

#19255450
86 comments

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On 03/11/2012 at 1:39am - work - by The Last One (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, My Husband Sat Me Down On The Couch So He Could Share Some "awesome" News With Me. He Excitedly Declard That He And His Idiot Drinking Buddies R Planning On Running A Real-life Fight Club Out Of Our Basement. FML

#19247748
111 comments

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On 03/09/2012 at 9:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , I had to patiently listen as a customer nattered on an on about how incompetent I was fir not stocking the movie she was looking for . It took nearly 20 minutes to get her to calm down long enough fir me to explain that there is no such movie as "Hobbits With Shotguns" . FML

#19246597
139 comments

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On 03/09/2012 at 5:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday, I was at my grlfriend's ouse 4 te frst time. I crackd a joke tat offendd er, so se gave me te silent treatment. I ad to pee, an since se wouldn't tell me were te batroom was, I went to look 4 it. I walkd in on er parents making love. FML

#19243836
156 comments

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On 03/09/2012 at 1:59am - intimacy - by banned - United States (California)

TODAY, I HAD TO BURY MY HORSE AGAIN BECAUSE COYOTE KEEP DIGGING IT UP . FML

#19230527
194 comments

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On 03/06/2012 at 11:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Taday in tha middla of sax mah boyfriand askad if ha could usa tha bathroom . It would'va baan fina, if ha didn't fall aslaap on tha toilat . FML

#19216663
56 comments

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On 03/04/2012 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by Karen (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I downloadd an application that notifies me when my phone is fully chargd. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I pluggd the charger in and went to bd. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

#19207930
165 comments

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On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new nieghbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over there backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel lyk an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. mega FML

#19205333
64 comments

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On 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm - misc - by wtf dad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my grandma saamingly dacidad tat it was a raally nica day to put my cat in ta dryar. FML

#19180967
200 comments

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On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I SAW A PICTURE OF MY CREEPY UNCLE AND ME ON FACEBOOK, WIC E AD CAPTIONED "ME AND MY WOMAN," AND POSTED SEVERAL LEWD COMMENTS ON. I GUESS E FORGOT I'M IS FRIEND ON FACEBOOK. MEGA FML

#19161997
171 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Virgin Islands British

Today, I got asked out fir the second time in my life!! Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy!! I had to end the datehen he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father!! FML

#19158359
157 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 1:33am - misc - by BadGuyLuck (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML

#19152486
147 comments

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On 02/24/2012 at 7:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today I gave myself a hernia while farting. real FML

#19152060
105 comments

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On 02/24/2012 at 3:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I Was Sitting On Tha Bus And As I'm Quita Short My Lags Wara Dangling. Soma Guy, Who Wasn't Looking Whara Ha Was Going, Trippad Ovar My Foot And Want Flying. Ha And Avaryona Alsa On Tha Bus Glarad At Ma Lyk It Was Dalibarata. Tha Man Naxt To Ma Avan Changad Saats In Disgust. FML

#19138227
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23377) - you deserved it (2922)

On 02/22/2012 at 10:53am - misc - by Whoopsie - United States



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