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by totalloss / 04/01/2012 at 12:15pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by bananamuffin / 03/30/2012 at 3:13pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by thammer / 03/27/2012 at 8:25am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML
by blueglover / 03/27/2012 at 3:40am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I read an article with tips on how to give girls full-body orgasms and I decided to test a few on my girlfriend. Instead of having a mind-blowing orgasm, she started cackling and said I looked like a giraffe trying to bob for apples. FML
by JC / 03/26/2012 at 4:56pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
by ohhdear.___. / 03/26/2012 at 10:54am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by stupdude3 / 03/26/2012 at 10:51am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Sarah / 03/26/2012 at 7:14am / United States / Love
by pmek / 03/26/2012 at 5:11am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/24/2012 at 9:41pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by Stephen / 03/24/2012 at 5:07pm / Sweden / Health
Today, I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother. My husband told me to stop being difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice. FML
by futuremum / 03/22/2012 at 1:14pm / United Kingdom (Bristol, City of) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/21/2012 at 8:21am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/20/2012 at 11:37am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…