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Joey44
  • Town/Country : London, United Kingdom
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Today, I held up my best friend with a lighter shaped like a gun, and jokingly accused him of sleeping with my wife, only to have him admit that he really did. FML

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179 comments

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On 04/16/2012 at 4:12am - intimacy - by oface13 (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

#19477089
107 comments

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On 04/16/2012 at 2:53am - misc - by hdgyfjdzdfg (woman) - United States

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

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89 comments

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On 04/16/2012 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, another of my dad's blind dates went bad, so I took him out for a beer. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when I came back, two guys were congratulating my dad on scoring such a hot piece of ass, and said the sex must be awesome. My dad played along with it. FML

#19472995
164 comments

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On 04/15/2012 at 2:43pm - intimacy - by jonasister (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, my mom started dipping into my college savings, just so she can continue throwing money away on visiting a medium who claims she can channel the spirit of our recently-deceased family dog. FML

#19472692
120 comments

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On 04/15/2012 at 1:38pm - animals - by really mom (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML

#19450814
169 comments

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On 04/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

#19434352
226 comments

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On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML

#19424276
85 comments

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On 04/07/2012 at 3:30pm - misc - by breakfast tea (man) - Hong Kong

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

#19421919
386 comments

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On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

#19420355
164 comments

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On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML

#19416439
125 comments

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On 04/06/2012 at 7:32am - work - by littleman (man) - United States

Today, during my first man-to-man conversation with my girlfriend's father, he decided to mention the details of lion mating patterns he'd once witnessed. After a lengthy description of the lion's barbed penis, he said, "It also made me feel better about myself that I could last longer than a lion." FML

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67 comments

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On 04/05/2012 at 1:11am - intimacy - by Lionman (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML

#19404760
88 comments

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On 04/04/2012 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while at work, I found a dead dog in a freezer. Turns out it's been in there for over 3 years. FML

#19404286
133 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 11:27pm - animals - by Scarred (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML

#19392856
132 comments

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On 04/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)



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