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by oface13 / 04/16/2012 at 4:12am / United States / Intimacy
by hdgyfjdzdfg / 04/16/2012 at 2:53am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 04/16/2012 at 12:03am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
Today, another of my dad's blind dates went bad, so I took him out for a beer. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when I came back, two guys were congratulating my dad on scoring such a hot piece of ass, and said the sex must be awesome. My dad played along with it. FML
by jonasister / 04/15/2012 at 2:43pm / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Intimacy
by really mom / 04/15/2012 at 1:38pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML
by Anonymous / 04/11/2012 at 5:41pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/09/2012 at 1:15am / United States / Money
by breakfast tea / 04/07/2012 at 3:30pm / Hong Kong / Miscellaneous
by ladylarni / 04/07/2012 at 4:20am / Australia / Love
by Tanner / 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by littleman / 04/06/2012 at 7:32am / United States / Work
Today, during my first man-to-man conversation with my girlfriend's father, he decided to mention the details of lion mating patterns he'd once witnessed. After a lengthy description of the lion's barbed penis, he said, "It also made me feel better about myself that I could last longer than a lion." FML
by Lionman / 04/05/2012 at 1:11am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/04/2012 at 12:48am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Scarred / 04/03/2012 at 11:27pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/02/2012 at 1:01am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous