Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Joey44

Search for a member

Joey44

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6345
  • Number of comments : 138
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Joey44's page activity

Visits<b>Bafrinn</b> - the 05/03/2014 at 9:52pm<b>Bradley_Dillon</b> - the 11/06/2013 at 1:58am<b>lolle_p0p</b> - the 08/25/2012 at 4:35am<b>lexandra957</b> - the 12/17/2011 at 7:19pm<b>kewlstoribro</b> - the 12/07/2011 at 7:56pm<b>geon_olam</b> - the 12/06/2011 at 7:47pm<b>raphanne</b> - the 11/17/2011 at 12:11pm<b>DocBastard</b> - the 11/03/2011 at 11:20am<b>krez</b> - the 10/12/2011 at 12:17pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:24pm

Joey44's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

See all of Joey44's badges

Joey44's favorite FMLs

Today, I held up my best friend with a lighter shaped like a gun, and jokingly accused him of sleeping with my wife, only to have him admit that he really did. FML

#19477249
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47124) - you deserved it (5188)

On 04/16/2012 at 4:12am - intimacy - by oface13 (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

#19477089
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17215) - you deserved it (4314)

On 04/16/2012 at 2:53am - misc - by hdgyfjdzdfg (woman) - United States

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

#19476340
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21545) - you deserved it (1609)

On 04/16/2012 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, another of my dad's blind dates went bad, so I took him out for a beer. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when I came back, two guys were congratulating my dad on scoring such a hot piece of ass, and said the sex must be awesome. My dad played along with it. FML

#19472995
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37625) - you deserved it (2734)

On 04/15/2012 at 2:43pm - intimacy - by jonasister (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, my mom started dipping into my college savings, just so she can continue throwing money away on visiting a medium who claims she can channel the spirit of our recently-deceased family dog. FML

#19472692
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24613) - you deserved it (1723)

On 04/15/2012 at 1:38pm - animals - by really mom (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML

#19450814
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23720) - you deserved it (1865)

On 04/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

#19434352
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33479) - you deserved it (3078)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML

#19424276
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6647) - you deserved it (23688)

On 04/07/2012 at 3:30pm - misc - by breakfast tea (man) - Hong Kong

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

#19421919
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85982) - you deserved it (4240)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

#19420355
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25286) - you deserved it (9448)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML

#19416439
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26178) - you deserved it (2508)

On 04/06/2012 at 7:32am - work - by littleman (man) - United States

Today, during my first man-to-man conversation with my girlfriend's father, he decided to mention the details of lion mating patterns he'd once witnessed. After a lengthy description of the lion's barbed penis, he said, "It also made me feel better about myself that I could last longer than a lion." FML

#19410282
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22661) - you deserved it (2263)

On 04/05/2012 at 1:11am - intimacy - by Lionman (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML

#19404760
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17924) - you deserved it (2010)

On 04/04/2012 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while at work, I found a dead dog in a freezer. Turns out it's been in there for over 3 years. FML

#19404286
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25554) - you deserved it (1929)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:27pm - animals - by Scarred (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML

#19392856
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25333) - you deserved it (1978)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)



FML's blog

  • FML on vacation #1: Getting there
  • A lot of people will spout off the tired old cliché that the destination isn't as important as the journey itself. Well, what if you're on your way to the Playboy Mansion then?…

Tuesday 22 July 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: