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by sadmommy / 04/23/2012 at 6:51pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/23/2012 at 5:51am / United States / Love
by Capteen / 04/22/2012 at 8:17am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
by jaderie / 04/21/2012 at 5:26am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by MI3 / 04/19/2012 at 3:34am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by amazed / 04/18/2012 at 7:08pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, during my first day as a doctor’s intern, I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around, I went through the first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet, I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML
by Anonymous / 04/17/2012 at 3:29pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
Today, while I was in the midst of the most mind-blowing shower sex ever, the fire alarm went off. My girlfriend had left the stove top on and the entire kitchen had caught on fire. So instead of finishing, I frantically ran around naked trying to douse the flames. FML
by blocked_by_fire / 04/17/2012 at 2:13pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by SeeingLlamas / 04/17/2012 at 5:38am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/17/2012 at 12:26am / United States / Work
Today, I found out that my daughter has been watching Supernatural and The X-Files so she'll fit in better at school. I'm not even angry that she's suddenly a brain-dead conformist, it's just that she now has nightmares all the time and insists on sleeping in my bed. She's a kicker. FML
by orangechicken / 04/16/2012 at 6:00pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
Today, I was in the car with my daughter, when I narrowly missed hitting a car after running a stop sign. After she screamed at me and demanded to know what I was doing, I had to admit that I'd been daydreaming about David Bowie. FML
by DJ Clitter / 04/16/2012 at 3:35pm / United States / Transportation
Today, my mom admitted that the only reason she took me out for lunch was because she felt guilty over going on a massive shopping spree for my sister while I was forced to stay home alone. I thanked her for the Wendy's meal anyway. FML
by Rebecca / 04/16/2012 at 2:49pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/16/2012 at 8:38am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They… 2Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 3Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high…
- Today, I am at work as a programmer. It's 32°C/90°F outside and my coworker needs to have 3 desktop… Today, I found out my meth head of an uncle is moving in. I was warned to not keep any money in the… Today, I was driving home from a long shift at work. Being as tired as I was I turned up my radio…