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Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32279) - you deserved it (5036)

On 09/07/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Nublet (woman) - United States

Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave I decided to give him one last thrill. So I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out, when I asked why, he points behind me, my mom watched the whole thing. FML

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On 06/23/2009 at 11:14am - intimacy - by wastedlove (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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