Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3774
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Joe2794's page activity

Visits<b>kukumber</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 3:20pm<b>Ethann44</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 7:50pm<b>_band_or_die</b> - the 04/26/2014 at 11:54am<b>butterflies07</b> - the 02/11/2014 at 10:14am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:03pm<b>VivaLaColdplay</b> - the 02/11/2011 at 12:36pm<b></b> - the 01/11/2011 at 10:01am<b>ninjasideoven</b> - the 11/29/2009 at 7:51am<b>ch2358</b> - the 10/05/2009 at 8:10pm<b>babygraprefruit</b> - the 10/05/2009 at 5:16pm<b>prplr</b> - the 08/31/2009 at 7:02pm<b>kayla_f_babyyy</b> - the 08/25/2009 at 2:03pm<b>depinaariana</b> - the 08/15/2009 at 3:44pm<b>mari0958</b> - the 08/14/2009 at 7:08pm<b>hellomynameisril</b> - the 08/14/2009 at 6:32pm<b>blue0wl</b> - the 07/17/2009 at 11:46pm<b>MtDewAddict</b> - the 07/17/2009 at 7:39am<b>innnadaze</b> - the 05/28/2009 at 1:52pm

Joe2794's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Joe2794's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56839) - you deserved it (28634)

On 10/11/2009 at 11:42am - misc - by oxjessiiox (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, my grandma went to get birthday gifts for my twin sister and me. She returned with 2 shirts that read "I see you've met the twins" in big letters across the chest. She gave them to us and said, "Isn't this cute? 'cause you're twins!" I then had to explain to her what the shirt was actually referring to. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49436) - you deserved it (3958)

On 08/14/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by twingirl (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61310) - you deserved it (18235)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:43am - animals - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Céline's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! It’s a day of national pride over near the FML offices. There's a time for everything, and even if the desire to piss about to release the tension is huge, we mustn’t forget that we can…

Friday 27 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: