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Jocose

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 May 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 117
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Jocose : I love sarcasm. It's my best friend. If you don't like sarcasm, you can feel free to leave. Also, if you wanted to know, my profile picture is my dog taking a selfie with her nose.

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Today, my 6 year old granddaughter was sitting on my lap playing with the rings on my fingers. After a moment, she pointed to a gold ring with many jewels and said, "When you die can I have that one?" FML

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137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57334) - you deserved it (3827)

On 05/03/2009 at 12:16am - kids - by itswhateverr (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I stuffed my buttcrack with toilet paper right before my job interview because I tend to sweat there a lot and was wearing a white skirt. I went to the bathroom afterward to take it out but it wasn't there anymore. It could have only gone up two places. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18463) - you deserved it (13032)

On 02/02/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by wtf - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I stuffed my buttcrack with toilet paper right before my job interview because I tend to sweat there a lot and was wearing a white skirt. I went to the bathroom afterward to take it out but it wasn't there anymore. It could have only gone up two places. FML

#5836
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I agree, your life sucks (18463) - you deserved it (13032)

On 02/02/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by wtf - United States (North Carolina)



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