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Today, while sleeping, I heard an explosion. My neighbor then knocked on my door and informed me that he had just hit my car with shrapnel from a cannon. Not only do I not have a car to drive, but I also have to put this claim on my insurance due to my neighbor being on welfare. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22726) - you deserved it (1769)

On 03/05/2011 at 7:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

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Today, after a few months of my neighbors friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26263) - you deserved it (11339)

On 09/06/2010 at 6:45am - misc - by Myself - United States



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