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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 August 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 424
  • Number of comments : 8
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Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43773) - you deserved it (3045)

On 10/28/2010 at 12:27am - love - by heshay - United States (Texas)

Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10815) - you deserved it (30120)

On 10/27/2010 at 7:47am - kids - by Lisaaa - Canada (Ontario)



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