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Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML

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244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12974) - you deserved it (53812)

On 06/28/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Soapy (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, while reading some chemistry notes I came across the term "solid water". Completely stumped, I asked myself, "What the hell is solid water?" Then I heard my little cousin say "ice." I'm a 4th year science major in university. He still checks the closet for monsters. FML

#3142518
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29698) - you deserved it (82713)

On 06/23/2009 at 10:19am - work - by uneek14 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was enjoying some much needed serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To my surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessed, gets up, gives me a nod and leaves. FML

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201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77755) - you deserved it (5822)

On 06/16/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by Tim (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (86188) - you deserved it (5977)

On 06/15/2009 at 10:13pm - misc - by Shaun (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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