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by AustrianCow / 12/22/2015 at 4:45pm / Austria (Oberosterreich) / Love
Today, I called the HR department of a big company, inquiring about a vacancy for a website designer. Boy, do they need one; there are dead links, malware warnings, and a layout from the '90s, but no info at all about recruitment. The lady just angrily referred me to the website and hung up. FML
by vicious circle / 12/22/2015 at 8:08am / Sint Maarten (Dutch part) / Work
by itsthebestdayoftheyear / 12/22/2015 at 7:30am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, my 15 year-old brother told us his girlfriend is pregnant. He was taught in his abstinence-only sex ed that condoms don't prevent pregnancy. My parents are blaming her pregnancy on me, for not telling him the truth about sex, because parents giving their kids the sex talk is "too awkward." FML
by Serenadipity / 12/21/2015 at 10:37pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/20/2015 at 5:19am / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, I was giving my friend a crash course in Star Wars over coffee. As I was telling him about the primitive and savage Sand People, some attention-seeking tit came out of nowhere and called me racist. Apparently she thought I was talking about people from the Middle East. FML
by Anonymous / 12/18/2015 at 2:58pm / Australia (Victoria) / Geek
by Tejanoswhy / 12/18/2015 at 1:16pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/17/2015 at 8:59pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my perfectly healthy grandmother came to stay for Christmas. First, she persuaded my family to give her my bedroom. That would have been fine, until she demanded she should also have a bucket to piss in under my bed too. FML
by chamberpottime / 12/16/2015 at 3:58am / United Kingdom (Bristol, City of) / Health
Today, my sister finally came home from the hospital with my new baby nephew. When I got a chance to hold him, my mother mentioned that he looked a lot like me when I was a baby. My sister started crying. FML
by hi_im_ughlee / 12/15/2015 at 7:32pm / Miscellaneous
by msizziec / 12/14/2015 at 6:09pm / United Kingdom (Devon) / Work
by Haitwun / 12/14/2015 at 2:29am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I confessed to my coworker that I'm interested in her romantically. She turned me down, saying that I'm a great guy, but that she basically doesn't want mixed-race children. She said she isn't racist, though, so I guess it's all okay, right? FML
by disgusted / 12/13/2015 at 2:45am / United States (Utah) / Love
Today, a close friend told me she had no plans for her birthday. I found out she was lying when I had to serve her and 9 other mutual friends dinner at the restaurant I work at. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I wasn't invited or that none of them even remembered that I worked there. FML
by not invited / 12/12/2015 at 8:13pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…