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Jirekianu2

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Jirekianu2

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 July 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4813
  • Number of comments : 285
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I wanted my boyfriend to meet my parents. My mum introduced herself as, "I'm Petra. I'm completely normal." FML

#21506615
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18482) - you deserved it (1914)

On 12/22/2015 at 4:45pm - love - by AustrianCow - Austria (Oberosterreich)

Today, I called the HR department of a big company, inquiring about a vacancy for a website designer. Boy, do they need one; there are dead links, malware warnings, and a layout from the '90s, but no info at all about recruitment. The lady just angrily referred me to the website and hung up. FML

#21506512
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20177) - you deserved it (1552)

On 12/22/2015 at 8:08am - work - by vicious circle (man) - Sint Maarten (Dutch part)

Today, after 3 years of hard work, very little vacation and no raises, our boss got us a crappy box of drug store cookies as an employee appreciation gift. Which he ended up eating. FML

#21506500
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20112) - you deserved it (1414)

On 12/22/2015 at 7:30am - work - by itsthebestdayoftheyear - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 15 year-old brother told us his girlfriend is pregnant. He was taught in his abstinence-only sex ed that condoms don't prevent pregnancy. My parents are blaming her pregnancy on me, for not telling him the truth about sex, because parents giving their kids the sex talk is "too awkward." FML

Today, after quitting my job to take a very attractive position with a competitor, I was told the position was no longer being offered. I'm now on my way to file for unemployment. FML

#21505755
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21090) - you deserved it (3980)

On 12/20/2015 at 5:19am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was giving my friend a crash course in Star Wars over coffee. As I was telling him about the primitive and savage Sand People, some attention-seeking tit came out of nowhere and called me racist. Apparently she thought I was talking about people from the Middle East. FML

#21505182
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22361) - you deserved it (1940)

On 12/18/2015 at 2:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out why my history grade is so low: the kid in front of me takes my homework, writes his name on it, and passes it off as his own. FML

#21505155
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22907) - you deserved it (1669)

On 12/18/2015 at 1:16pm - misc - by Tejanoswhy -

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML

#21504934
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28872) - you deserved it (1804)

On 12/17/2015 at 8:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my perfectly healthy grandmother came to stay for Christmas. First, she persuaded my family to give her my bedroom. That would have been fine, until she demanded she should also have a bucket to piss in under my bed too. FML

#21504325
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20228) - you deserved it (1294)

On 12/16/2015 at 3:58am - health - by chamberpottime (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, my sister finally came home from the hospital with my new baby nephew. When I got a chance to hold him, my mother mentioned that he looked a lot like me when I was a baby. My sister started crying. FML

#21504149
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20955) - you deserved it (1550)

On 12/15/2015 at 7:32pm - misc - by hi_im_ughlee (woman) -

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Today, while out hiking with my girlfriend, she thought it would be funny to push me down a small hill. It turned out there was a 16 foot drop at the end of it, and now my leg is in a cast. FML

#21503969
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23950) - you deserved it (1609)

On 12/15/2015 at 10:15am - health - by sparkus -

Today, I got a concussion at work. Our resident schizophrenic decided to test how gravity worked by dropping a torch over the bannister directly onto my head. I'm still seeing stars. FML

Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML

#21503523
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29023) - you deserved it (2402)

On 12/14/2015 at 2:29am - love - by Haitwun (man) - United States (California)

Today, I confessed to my coworker that I'm interested in her romantically. She turned me down, saying that I'm a great guy, but that she basically doesn't want mixed-race children. She said she isn't racist, though, so I guess it's all okay, right? FML

#21503177
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23997) - you deserved it (3075)

On 12/13/2015 at 2:45am - love - by disgusted (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, a close friend told me she had no plans for her birthday. I found out she was lying when I had to serve her and 9 other mutual friends dinner at the restaurant I work at. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I wasn't invited or that none of them even remembered that I worked there. FML

#21503048
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26328) - you deserved it (1488)

On 12/12/2015 at 8:13pm - misc - by not invited - United States (Wisconsin)



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