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Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML
by Anonymous / 02/03/2012 at 3:12am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/02/2012 at 3:56pm / United Kingdom (Reading) / Love
by givingup / 01/30/2012 at 12:37am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
Today, my grandfather sent everyone in my family an email thanking them for the photo we got him. I'd bought the frame, edited the picture, and delivered it to him. All everyone else did was show up and complain while the picture was being taken. I'm the only one who didn't get a thank you email. FML
by the forgotten one / 01/29/2012 at 10:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I arrived at the pizza place I work at to find that I'd been fired. Apparently, the class stoner came in last night and not only demanded a free pizza, but also claimed that I always gave him one. I've never talked to this kid in my life, but my boss still doesn't believe me. FML
by LowerCrust / 01/29/2012 at 9:36pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/29/2012 at 2:55pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. I presented her with an oil painting of her that I'd been working on for over a month, and she started to cry. I thought it was because she liked it, until she asked if she really looks that ugly and disproportionate in real life. FML
by Anonymous / 01/29/2012 at 2:09pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I found out we have new neighbors in our apartment complex that park in the stall next to our truck. Turns out their car is the same make of our truck. And it also turns out that when I unlock our truck it will set off their car alarm - every time. FML
by delamer / 01/29/2012 at 11:00am / United States (California) / Transportation
by random / 01/29/2012 at 5:53am / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Intimacy
Today, I finally made the last payment on the beautiful engagement ring I bought and proposed with - two years ago. To my ex-girlfriend, who said no and promptly started sleeping with one of my friends. FML
by brokeandsingle / 01/29/2012 at 4:55am / United Kingdom (York) / Love
by messyvictor / 01/28/2012 at 11:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Bailyboo / 01/26/2012 at 6:50pm / United States (Minnesota) / Health
by wish.was.single / 01/25/2012 at 1:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML
by Benjamin / 01/25/2012 at 12:03am / United States (California) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…