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Jirekianu2

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 July 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4109
  • Number of comments : 240
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML

#18358033
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71135) - you deserved it (3516)

On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34100) - you deserved it (16405)

On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML

#18346597
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40543) - you deserved it (8769)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by notgoodenough - United States (Ohio)

Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year old daughter for an Xbox. In anger, I punched the guy and gave him a bloody nose. I'm now banned from Best Buy, and my daughter has a concussion. FML

#18344232
505 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51455) - you deserved it (6226)

On 11/25/2011 at 3:20am - misc - by nicoreal89 - United States (Texas)

Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML

#18342108
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30533) - you deserved it (2602)

On 11/24/2011 at 10:12pm - misc - by hannahlorraine - United States

Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML

#18337950
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30755) - you deserved it (6011)

On 11/24/2011 at 2:30pm - love - by sigh - United States (California)

Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bed. When I poked my head under to show him nothing was there, the family cat sprang out and clawed me in the face. Now I have a gash on my chin, and my son refuses to go anywhere near his bed. FML

#18336712
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34324) - you deserved it (3563)

On 11/24/2011 at 12:07pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML

#18334603
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48364) - you deserved it (7403)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Faithful - Singapore

Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entire front yard on fire. FML

#18334271
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29532) - you deserved it (2417)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by JWhite - United States (California)

Today, things were getting heated with my girlfriend, so I tried taking her shirt off. Slapping my hands away, she said, "I was only dating you to get my self-confidence up, I'm good now." FML

#18333662
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43224) - you deserved it (4018)

On 11/24/2011 at 1:52am - intimacy - by Badab1ng - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML

#18322997
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41192) - you deserved it (4715)

On 11/23/2011 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Julie - United States (California)

Today, my mom used "happy Thanksgiving break" and "we sold your car" in the same sentence. FML

#18318800
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27786) - you deserved it (2215)

On 11/22/2011 at 5:36pm - misc - by laststand11 -

Today, I lost my job for taking an unauthorized vacation. I just got married and requested time off for the wedding and honeymoon months ago; it was approved then. They forgot, and then got angry because I didn't remind them. I did remind them, the day before I left. FML

#18316081
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40299) - you deserved it (2465)

On 11/22/2011 at 11:20am - work - by lostwife - United States

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

#18234448
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43729) - you deserved it (7454)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

#18234157
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18365) - you deserved it (58903)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:16am - love - by random person - United States (Ohio)



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