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Jirekianu2

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 July 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4830
  • Number of comments : 285
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, at my job working retail, I had just finished cleaning and straightening a whole aisle. This kid watched me do the whole thing. When I was done, he stuck his arm out, and ran it down the whole shelf, knocking everything off it. His mother just grabbed his hand and walked away. FML

#21454203
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29367) - you deserved it (1739)

On 08/10/2015 at 8:23am - work - by RetailRage (man) - United States (California)

Today, my parents told me they were getting divorced, at the beginning of a family road trip, adding that this'll be the last thing we ever do as a family. FML

#21453738
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28052) - you deserved it (1548)

On 08/09/2015 at 2:27am - misc - by jordan.marie97 - Australia

Today, I found out my babysitter has been selling the breastmilk I produce for my baby and replacing it with formula, while still taking my money every week. FML

#21453691
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29749) - you deserved it (2194)

On 08/08/2015 at 11:53pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my sister offered me a couple doughnuts she bought recently. Thinking she was just being nice, I went ahead and started eating, and was met with the most horrid taste I've ever experienced. Turns out her "recently" was two weeks ago. FML

#21453223
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22238) - you deserved it (2030)

On 08/07/2015 at 5:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

Today, I had to take a drugs test at work. Later, I found out it was my fiancé's mother who called our hotline. Her reason: I work till 6 pm, her "baby" should eat before that, but he can't cook, so I should quit my job. He is 35. And he thinks I should apologize for upsetting her at dinner. FML

#21452641
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27685) - you deserved it (2572)

On 08/06/2015 at 7:16am - work - by Dobche (woman) - Bulgaria (Burgas)

Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML

#21450797
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28079) - you deserved it (2250)

On 08/02/2015 at 9:32am - work - by FUCKFACECUNT (man) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)

Today, an hour into a family road trip, my mother informed me that she didn't put my suitcase in the car because it "didn't fit". FML

#21450453
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28962) - you deserved it (1971)

On 08/01/2015 at 1:17pm - misc - by Son of a Bitch - United States

Today, my young stepdaughter decided that she should store her coins in my laptop's card reader slot and in the CD drive. I just bought the laptop last week. FML

#21449535
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23851) - you deserved it (2252)

On 07/30/2015 at 1:22pm - kids - by GidleyWife (woman) - United States (California)

Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML

#21449050
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28478) - you deserved it (1601)

On 07/29/2015 at 1:00pm - misc - by HF44 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my boss for a promotion. "You don't work here but I can give you a job application." I've been working here for 8 years. FML

#21448654
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26936) - you deserved it (1966)

On 07/28/2015 at 4:44pm - work - by Application - United States (Ohio)

Today, my brother was telling me about my "sweet" and "pure" ex-girlfriend. Three stab wounds have already proven otherwise. FML

#21448265
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24411) - you deserved it (1784)

On 07/27/2015 at 9:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to put a lasagna in the oven for dinner. I was greeted by a revolting scent of a chicken-soup and biscuits boxed dinner. The fridge apparently was too full for my brother to put it away inside, so he covered it up and forgot about it in the oven. We made that dinner two weeks ago. FML.

#21447669
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21901) - you deserved it (2030)

On 07/26/2015 at 6:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I went on a fabulous date with a really cute, smart, funny guy. He only mentioned his dad, so when I asked about his mom, I asked if they were divorced. She'd died of breast cancer so I felt awful. Then I asked if his dad had ever remarried. His stepmom had died of cancer too. FML

#21447547
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29937) - you deserved it (2520)

On 07/26/2015 at 2:15pm - love - by lextoast - Rwanda

Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML

#21446986
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29565) - you deserved it (1977)

On 07/25/2015 at 11:51am - love - by WhoLikesPie (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I'm grieving over the death of my best friend of 9 years. My mom wasted no time arriving at the conclusion that I must be hormonal and pregnant with his child. Apparently it's not normal for a woman to cry so much over a man, unless they've been fucking. FML

#21446500
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31131) - you deserved it (1826)

On 07/24/2015 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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