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Today, on my second day at my new job, my supervisor told me that I was ready to make a sale on my own. Things were going well, until said supervisor interrupted my sales pitch, apologized on my behalf for being new, and stole my sale. FML
by TheNewSalesRep / 01/20/2016 at 9:37pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/20/2016 at 10:32am / United States (California) / Work
by college0001 / 01/20/2016 at 1:06am / United States (Vermont) / Miscellaneous
by blah / 01/19/2016 at 3:53pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/19/2016 at 9:18am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work
by FML / 01/19/2016 at 1:41am / United States / Love
Today, I told my mother that, after years of cheating and abuse, I'm finally getting a divorce. Her reaction was deep concern that my husband might not want to "be friends" with the rest of the family any more. FML
by Really / 01/15/2016 at 11:25am / United States (Montana) / Love
Today, I told one of my teachers I have to attend a family member's funeral on a day she's passing a test. She straight up asked if I could reschedule it, and if not if I could just give it a miss. FML
by ugh / 01/15/2016 at 11:08am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out why this crazy bitch slashed the tires of my car to prevent me from going to my exam. It's because I'm supposedly the curve setter for the class and she wants to get into medical school without me fucking it up for her. FML
by notmyfault / 01/14/2016 at 5:21pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by FuckedOver / 01/14/2016 at 9:31am / United States (Texas) / Money
by Mellamononeyobiz / 01/12/2016 at 9:10pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
Today, my father contacted me for the first time in years to ask about my upcoming wedding and possibly walking me down the aisle. He claimed the only reason he left was because he thought I'd be gay. I am. FML
by Anonymous / 01/12/2016 at 4:03pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
Today, at work, a drunk demanded a salad dressing we don't have. He marched into my kitchen and demanded I make it for him. When I said we didn't have the ingredients, he pushed the microwave over and stormed out. My boss came in and wrote me up for being "pushy and rude to customers". FML
by Talis / 01/12/2016 at 8:24am / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/11/2016 at 4:52pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. 10 minutes in, I was so pissed off with… Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we… Today, I got food poisoning and have had the worst diarrhea ever. I laid down in bed, hoping to get…