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JipvS

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 April 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4360
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JipvS : I'm from the Netherlands. I guess I'm just a regular teen: my passion is music, I love singing and playing the guitar. And I read a lot and watch a lot of movies. I really like to I travel, I would love to go to Australia/New Zealand the other day.

I also like meeting new people, especially when it contains making music. :)

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JipvS's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents woke me up at 4 am and informed me of their impending divorce. They then woke me up again three hours later and told me "never mind". This same routine happens several times a month. FML

#17375623
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36584) - you deserved it (2229)

On 08/05/2011 at 5:27am - misc - by iloveryanhiga (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

#17342308
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23557) - you deserved it (69295)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML

#17324458
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34409) - you deserved it (14468)

On 07/31/2011 at 9:16pm - health - by preggo (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML

#17316735
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30403) - you deserved it (3258)

On 07/31/2011 at 2:17am - health - by The Joker? - United States (Iowa)

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

#17307885
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36910) - you deserved it (3711)

On 07/30/2011 at 10:07am - misc - by ewww - United States (New Jersey)

Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML

#17304355
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10941) - you deserved it (74542)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I put 7 kisses at the end of a text instead of 10. She said that our relationship was bound to fail if "I can't remember important things like that". FML

#17227486
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47921) - you deserved it (5890)

On 07/23/2011 at 7:00am - love - by Baconcook3000 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

#17194109
357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51332) - you deserved it (8167)

On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML

#17184775
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59480) - you deserved it (7395)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:26am - love - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML

#17145702
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37453) - you deserved it (7928)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

Today, I was on a hot date. After we finished supper we went back to his place. My stomach started to feel upset so I politely asked where is bathroom was so I could "powder my nose". After ten minutes of agonizing diarrhea, I looked down and noticed he was out of toilet paper. FML

#17134367
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38609) - you deserved it (4627)

On 07/16/2011 at 9:18am - misc - by anonymous - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37612) - you deserved it (5693)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a group of 4 friends. FML

#17117147
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41163) - you deserved it (3687)

On 07/15/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by SCREWED (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
476 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58286) - you deserved it (9724)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

#17109341
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31212) - you deserved it (5266)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States



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