About JipvS : I'm from the Netherlands. My passion is music, I love singing and playing the guitar. And I read a lot. I really like to I travel, I would love to go to Australia/New Zealand the other day. Oh, and I'm obsessed with the United Kingdom. Maybe I'll move there sooner or later..
I also like meeting new people, especially when it contains making music. :)
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Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner. After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella. She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because 'it's chicken, not salmon'. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 4:33am - health - by SoupCanoe - United Kingdom (Hampshire)
Today, while standing in line at the video store, I happen to notice a very hot young girl on the TV screen, and mentioned to my friend that I'd "hit that." I was immediately punched by the girl in front of me. Seems the hot girl on TV was her on a security monitor. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by helpless_soul - United States
Today, I started my shift as a cop, patrolling the streets on a bicycle. Everywhere I went, gangs of youths yelled stuff out at me, like "Bike twat", "Pig on wheels", "That's a girl's bike you muppet" and "Go on wanker, do a wheelie." FML
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On 08/28/2011 at 6:37pm - work - by Andrew - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, while bitching some girl out for spilling coffee all over me, she looks at me with accepting eyes and says after I'd finished, "I can understand your anger, big girls like you get grumpy when they're hungry." FML
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On 08/28/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I excitedly showed my new roommate my pet fish. She then told me about how she purposely starved her last fish to see how long it would take before they started eating each other before starving to death. FML
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On 08/27/2011 at 6:59pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)
Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML
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On 08/26/2011 at 7:09am - love - by j_babydoll6520 - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML
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On 08/25/2011 at 10:33am - love - by hendrix1 - United States (California)
Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML
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On 08/25/2011 at 6:16am - money - by Topher (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I got a spray tan. The lady asked what shade I wanted to be, and joking, I said the darkest. She took it seriously. Now no one can recognize me, and I have work tomorrow. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 8:17pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, my stepbrother found my diary and read it. He then told my boyfriend how I had a crush on another guy, and no longer liked him, causing my boyfriend to break up with me. That diary was from the third grade. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 2:25am - love - by Tinkerer - United States (Oregon)
Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
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On 08/18/2011 at 8:59pm - health - by kaitylait (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML
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On 08/07/2011 at 5:52am - kids - by myheart75 - Australia (Victoria)
Today, while watching tv at my mother's house, a tornado warning came across the screen. After being in the dark nasty basement for half an hour, my mom realizes she was watching a recorded show, and that tornado warning was for 2 weeks ago. FML
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On 08/07/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by cargaljen - United States (Missouri)
Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it that much!" FML
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On 08/07/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by Taylor D - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States
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