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JipvS
  • Town/Country : Utrecht, Netherlands
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 April 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 865
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JipvS : I'm from the Netherlands. My passion is music, I love singing and playing the guitar. And I read a lot. I really like to I travel, I would love to go to Australia/New Zealand the other day. Oh, and I'm obsessed with the United Kingdom. Maybe I'll move there sooner or later..

I also like meeting new people, especially when it contains making music. :)

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Today, my mother commented "loser" on my Facebook profile picture. She got 41 likes. FML

#18559949 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (27419) - you deserved it (4516)

On 12/20/2011 at 5:43am - misc - by milly - Norway (More og Romsdal)

Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML

#18418543 (255)

I agree, your life sucks (43005) - you deserved it (3855) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/03/2011 at 11:24am - kids - by perenoel - France

Today, I was so hungry that I literally stole candy from a baby. FML

#18306408 (218)

I agree, your life sucks (7383) - you deserved it (27047)

On 11/21/2011 at 9:34am - health - by bad karma (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML

#18287242 (229)

I agree, your life sucks (4780) - you deserved it (11917)

On 11/19/2011 at 6:42am - love - by kaybax - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

#18013165 (185)

I agree, your life sucks (14439) - you deserved it (26377)

On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML

#17934775 (185)

I agree, your life sucks (7546) - you deserved it (25515)

On 10/08/2011 at 11:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was asked if my bellybutton was an 'innie' or an 'outtie.' My bellybutton has been hidden by fat for so long that I couldn't remember. FML

#17922863 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (7964) - you deserved it (24569)

On 10/06/2011 at 8:40pm - misc - by knzknz - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I applied for a job as a dishwasher. I was denied because I don't have enough experience. FML

#17903490 (180)

I agree, your life sucks (9403) - you deserved it (860)

On 10/04/2011 at 12:18pm - work - by SimpleSwimmer - United States (California)

Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night. There are eggs, coins and Oreos glued to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house are in the garden. And I'm naked and covered in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon. My parents return in an hour. FML

#17899100 (188)

I agree, your life sucks (8734) - you deserved it (33137)

On 10/03/2011 at 9:19pm - misc - by danii - Reserved

Today, my friends and I were having a random conversation on which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it was a girl who is attracted to me. FML

#17856112 (228)

I agree, your life sucks (24675) - you deserved it (3127)

On 09/28/2011 at 3:26pm - love - by Unluckiest Guy of the group (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my 5 year old daughter told me that I needed to stay 50 feet away from her at all times when we were at school, mostly because I didn't hang with the cool parents. FML

#17826099 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (19490) - you deserved it (2340)

On 09/25/2011 at 12:03am - kids - by Lolaa123 - United States

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

#17821676 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (3652) - you deserved it (22452)

On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML

#17814910 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (20814) - you deserved it (3080)

On 09/23/2011 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)

Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML

#17796010 (324)

I agree, your life sucks (24950) - you deserved it (2857)

On 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML

#17794409 (259)

I agree, your life sucks (32415) - you deserved it (3466)

On 09/21/2011 at 8:38am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom



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