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Jimmyd0t
  • Town/Country : New York, U.S
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 February 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 725
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Jimmyd0t : College, Gym, Work, Friends, Tats, A7x, Twitter, Being Single & Staying Cool Btw message me, I'll message back

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Today, a group of girl-scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought 2 bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35993) - you deserved it (5808)

On 07/19/2011 at 2:24am - kids - by hatemylife - United States (New York)

Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, she said she was too busy to talk to me. My sister asked who was on the phone, she replied "the dog sitter." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27921) - you deserved it (3364)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:25am - animals - by crapped on - United States



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