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  • Birth Date : Monday 15 March 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Jimmy_Sullivan : I'm not the real Jimmy Sullivan... :)

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Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31987) - you deserved it (6921)

On 10/15/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by jacky tu - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46190) - you deserved it (14721)

On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53402) - you deserved it (4174)

On 09/01/2010 at 7:10am - intimacy - by fmlskank93 - Australia (Victoria)



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