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JimmyIOCS
  • Town/Country : England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 April 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 435
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Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13971) - you deserved it (18005)

On 02/06/2011 at 12:53pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was the paramedic at the scene of a car accident. One lady was hurt, and we had trouble getting any information from her as she was sobbing. I radioed in the details and said "...a lady in her mid 30's, ETA 10 minutes." She stopped crying, slapped me, and said, "I'm 28." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27219) - you deserved it (2720)

On 11/17/2009 at 6:16am - work - by Paramedic (man) - United Kingdom (Rochdale)

Today, my 6 year old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair who's leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?". He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then responds, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (72278) - you deserved it (13845)

On 05/17/2009 at 9:19pm - kids - by embarrassedmom (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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