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  • Town/Country : Grimsby, United Kingdom
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 November 1985 (29 years)
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Today, I drove past a fragrant steakhouse and my mouth began to water and my stomach started rumbling, which would've been perfectly fine if it wasn't for the fact that I'm a vegan and an animal lover. My confused body craves burning flesh. FML


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On 11/01/2011 at 9:22am - health - by loves the smell of burning flesh - United States (California)

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonalds, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML


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On 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home from school and found my mother singing along to her latest investment, a compilation CD filled with heavy metal covers of ABBA classics. FML

Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML


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On 10/05/2011 at 2:58pm - animals - by Beeisc00l - Reserved

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML


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On 10/01/2011 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by Patricia - United States (Texas)

Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML


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On 09/28/2011 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Hypocrisy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML


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On 09/23/2011 at 6:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML


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On 09/02/2011 at 4:02am - health - by WoWWidow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML


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On 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm - intimacy - by reckless (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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