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Jim9349
  • Town/Country : Tokyo, Japan
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 September 1980 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 3192
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 82 posted

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Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6384) - you deserved it (1188)

On 02/09/2012 at 10:17am - love - by Zoey (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13914) - you deserved it (1773)

On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913 (15)

I agree, your life sucks (2772) - you deserved it (24227)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage because I could see the stage from wherever I was stood. On the downside, I was used by people as a meeting point. FML

#18447491 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (8968) - you deserved it (1118)

On 12/06/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by jackgrant (man) - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, a freshman set off the fire alarm in my dorm at 2 a.m. He tried to microwave Easy Mac without adding water. I had to stand outside for 45 minutes while the firemen moved the noodles to the sink and ran cold water over them. FML

#18325691 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (7305) - you deserved it (515)

On 11/23/2011 at 10:38am - misc - by CRC (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML

#18304644 (334)

I agree, your life sucks (36106) - you deserved it (1836)

On 11/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by bizzyizzy0121 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend over to her first dinner with my family. My grandpa spent the entire dinner lecturing my girlfriend on how the Illuminati are plotting to take over the world and use microchips to control everyone. So much for being taken seriously now. FML

#18284255 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (7455) - you deserved it (866)

On 11/18/2011 at 8:58pm - love - by Trey - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML

#18260922 (205)

I agree, your life sucks (9860) - you deserved it (1026)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:23am - love - by dharp7 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML

#18234990 (167)

I agree, your life sucks (20390) - you deserved it (1294)

On 11/13/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

#18109383 (375)

I agree, your life sucks (10429) - you deserved it (2475)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why it would be highly offensive and inappropriate for him to go as Caylee Anthony for Halloween. I think he's still planning on doing it. FML

#18030465 (111)

I agree, your life sucks (16397) - you deserved it (3033)

On 10/20/2011 at 10:32am - love - by Miroslav208 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my professor snapped and told me that I know nothing, that everything I've ever learned is wrong, and that all of my former teachers should be shot. FML

#17804951 (208)

I agree, your life sucks (20289) - you deserved it (3136)

On 09/22/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by failure (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after a long discussion, my dad still doesn't understand how evolution works, and thinks it's a myth that was debunked a long time ago. FML

#17606157 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (13500) - you deserved it (4909)

On 08/28/2011 at 4:10pm - misc - by Ryan (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

#17499822 (219)

I agree, your life sucks (25749) - you deserved it (4657)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - United States

Today, I found out that my German wasn't as great as I thought it was. Trying to give directions to some German tourists, I tried to say, "I hope I don't get you lost." Turns out I actually said something closer to, "I hope I don't seduce you." FML

#17388195 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (15486) - you deserved it (3683)

On 08/06/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by lostforwords (woman) - Ireland (Tipperary)