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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 June 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 746
  • Number of comments : 103
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Jiinxx : I like eggs.

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

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Jiinxx's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband and I were at the mall, and decided to have a snack at the food court. As we ate, an obese woman squeezed past our table, butt facing us. Justhen her ass-cheeks slid past our heads, she let out a horrific fart looool that my father would be proud of. FML

#20755283
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50370) - you deserved it (3275)

On 06/30/2013 at 12:21am - misc - by whipplewhip - United States

Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. fat FML

#20472335
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40916) - you deserved it (2766)

On 01/21/2013 at 11:08pm - misc - by daddy's girl - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah friands and I wara playing truth or dara gama. It was lata and wa wara drunk, so thay darad ma to run nakad into mah naighbor's yard whila yalling, "Halp! Tha pixias took mah panis!" I ran scraaming right into thair big family raunion. maga FML

#20172584
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7400) - you deserved it (32532)

On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today at 11 weeks pregnant I excitedly told ma best friend tat ma baby now as fingernails. Her response was "You're beginning to sound like a pro-life bumper sticker." FML

#16031516
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23871) - you deserved it (18652)

On 05/03/2011 at 11:41am - misc - by CRH (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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