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Jiinxx
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 June 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 329
  • Number of comments : 98
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Jiinxx : I like eggs.

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Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31610) - you deserved it (2059)

On 01/21/2013 at 11:08pm - misc - by daddy's girl - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML

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On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at 11 weeks pregnant, I excitedly told my best friend that my baby now has fingernails. Her response was, "You're beginning to sound like a pro-life bumper sticker." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19194) - you deserved it (14268)

On 05/03/2011 at 11:41am - misc - by CRH (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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