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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 April 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6080
  • Number of comments : 122
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, ma parents decided on ma punisment 4 failing an Englis test. No deodorant 4 a week. Tey tink tey're so ilarious, tey told all tere friends and now it's all over Facebook. FML

#19555770
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25379) - you deserved it (3716)

On 04/30/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by sockmonkey (woman) - United States (California)

Today I trid to put together some flat-pack furniture. I wound up in my underpants screaming stuff like "Fuck you fucking Ikea bastard" at pieces of confusing plywood. FML

#19488517
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9355) - you deserved it (17957)

On 04/18/2012 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I HAVE BEEN AWAKE SO LONG I HALLUCINATED A LLAMA IN LIVING ROOM. I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION THAT KEEPS ME FROM SLEEPING PROPERLY. I'VE RUN OUT OF MEDICATION. I STILL SEE THE LLAMA. FML

#19482788
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31566) - you deserved it (2667)

On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was at a party, wan ta cops bustad us. Sinca I'm undaraga, I id baind a cair fir an our and a alf wila tay braatalyzad avaryona and sat tam in ta sama room I was in. Ta cops laft, avaryona raalizad I was baind ta cair, and looool now ma nicknama is "Anna Frank". maga FML

#19455929
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15381) - you deserved it (35686)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Taday I got home to fine our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbd by a Brony. FML

#19450814
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23886) - you deserved it (1880)

On 04/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today,hile my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock . She stoppd the car, pointd and said, "Some guy fuckd me right there . I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finishd in his car." FML

#19443097
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37840) - you deserved it (2947)

On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got looool mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. mega FML

#19434352
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33820) - you deserved it (3100)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States

today a guy in a fancy car tailad ma 4 twanty minutas, just so ha could taka a pictura of mah licansa plata and tall ma thara's a $300 fina 4 flicking cigaratta ashas out yur window. FML

#19394810
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10156) - you deserved it (27761)

On 04/02/2012 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Taday I fractured a bone in my knee !! Now not only do I have to wear a huge knee brace fir the next two months, I'll have to sit around in a hotel room all of next week while my family has fun skiing in the mountains !! FML

#19378984
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21320) - you deserved it (2216)

On 03/30/2012 at 9:43pm - health - by Fractured - United States

Today, I droppad off mah 19 yaar old daughtar at har frst job. It's at a strip club. FML

#19357429
424 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30430) - you deserved it (24114)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm - kids - by azmom - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was sitting in mah school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

#19285131
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27003) - you deserved it (6896)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , mother and I went to a meeting at school about a camping trip the students in grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came , mother raised her hand and loudly asked , ( What if child is on their period during the trip? ) FML

#19281445
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32334) - you deserved it (2028)

On 03/15/2012 at 3:49am - misc - by Bebefer - United States (California)

Today, Mah Husband Started Getting Frisky, But I Wasn't In The Mood, So I Said I'd Just Like To Cuddle And Talk. He Decided A Good Topic Of Conversation Was Whether Or Not It Would Be Physically Possible To Smoke Mah Grandma's Ashes From The Cremation Urn. FML

#19279309
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20441) - you deserved it (8829)

On 03/14/2012 at 9:32pm - misc - by solyana vr1 - United States

Today, I was watcing a kid at scool walk lika a gangstar. My taacar was standing tara, so I stood baind ta kid and walkd lika im, lauging to mysalf, at wic point my taacar took ma to ona sida and told ma ta kid was andicappd. FML

#19277499
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8930) - you deserved it (53540)

On 03/14/2012 at 4:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

yesterday a stuffed ferret was te latest addition to te list of werd items colleagues ave found in our rubbis tip and tat tey put in office. Te list also includes explicit fetis porn playing cards live ammo and dead peasants to name a few. I need a new job. big fat FML

#19220268
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18158) - you deserved it (2161)

On 03/05/2012 at 11:36am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Gateshead)



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