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JiffyPants
  • Town/Country : Georgia, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 57
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JiffyPants : I never know what to put in these types of things...Well I'm Grant. I play golf, video games, and enjoy hanging out with my friends. So yeah...make of that what you will.

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Today, while having sex with my girlfriend on the bathroom floor, I felt something tickle my balls. I looked back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my first threesome. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37115) - you deserved it (1047)

On 01/13/2013 at 3:53am - intimacy - by Drewbie (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I opened the door to go out for groceries. Lying on my doorstep was a pile of poop. A piece of paper was taped to the ground beside it that read, "Do it again and you'll get more than dog shit." I don't have the slightest clue who I pissed off, or how. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26657) - you deserved it (2729)

On 01/12/2013 at 5:02pm - misc - by fucking mafia or what?? (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, at school, I was trying to pee in the stall, but I couldn't. I repeatedly pushed my bladder. Unfortunately, I didn't realize a number of thing. My stall was open, I made noises from frustration, and I looked like I was jacking off. When I gave up, somebody clapped and yelled, "FINALLY!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12637) - you deserved it (42105)

On 06/14/2009 at 11:54am - intimacy - by Bes (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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