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  • Birth Date : Friday 16 February 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 911
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

#18579511
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29787) - you deserved it (7633)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa

Today, I used so many different perfume testers that I passed out on the bus. FML

#18579452
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8009) - you deserved it (30490)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:04pm - health - by justnance - United Kingdom (London)

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

#18561778
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16948) - you deserved it (23047)

On 12/20/2011 at 1:59pm - kids - by imamomma - United States

Today, I woke up with Skittles super glued to my forehead. FML

#18561350
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27416) - you deserved it (5416)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by awalc - United States

Today, it was my first day working as a nightclub bartender. All through the evening, a really creepy bloke stood in a dark corner and leered at the girls on the dance floor. When I took the bouncer to one side to let him know, he told me the man was a coat stand. FML

#18554140
184 comments

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On 12/19/2011 at 3:57pm - work - by Bob smith (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML

#18547813
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9549) - you deserved it (57591)

On 12/18/2011 at 8:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I ordered a pizza. I paid and tipped the pizza guy, and instead of saying goodbye, I got tongue-tied and said, "I love you, boo." FML

#18546937
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13704) - you deserved it (26391)

On 12/18/2011 at 6:36pm - misc - by Musicfreak (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML

#18538451
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26143) - you deserved it (2150)

On 12/17/2011 at 7:19pm - work - by kellb123 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML

#18538451
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26143) - you deserved it (2150)

On 12/17/2011 at 7:19pm - work - by kellb123 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML

#18534964
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31447) - you deserved it (5874) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/17/2011 at 10:42am - kids - by espylone - France

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him for the first time. His response was to smile and pat me on the head. FML

#18533113
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27465) - you deserved it (4427)

On 12/17/2011 at 1:49am - love - by teejayrn - United States

Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML

#18528307
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27158) - you deserved it (12390)

On 12/16/2011 at 3:11pm - love - by Anonymous - Sweden (Hallands Lan)

Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML

#18525865
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25898) - you deserved it (12571)

On 12/16/2011 at 4:08am - kids - by Oily (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML

#18525865
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25898) - you deserved it (12571)

On 12/16/2011 at 4:08am - kids - by Oily (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, my mother sold my extensive Star Wars collection, and I cried when I found out. I'm 46. FML

#18524241
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27815) - you deserved it (24742)

On 12/15/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by Oja1 - United States (Montana)



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